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How do you stop people at a restaurant bar from talking to you?

Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by Hooker, Nov 28, 2011.

  1. MadMan

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    Every few minutes or so mutter quietly to yourself in a confrontational tone, no one will ever bother you except those SOBs in the white coats.
     
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    I know... Wear a ghillie suit and no one will see you. No... that won't work... some drunk may mistake you for a tree and try to "go" on you. Best, just to be honest and say "I'd rather be alone" if that is what you prefer.
     
  4. Hooker

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    Why so serious?
     
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    Maybe you can show people pics of your cat.
     
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    virginiashadow Legendary Woodsman

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    Start dancing and the conversation will end quickly, plus you will put a few smiles on the faces of your adoring fans.

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    STFU works for me.
     
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    Just tell them you are a cop or a dentist.
     
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    Ask them if they have heard the new Justin Beiber album
     
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    sup?

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    I know, I know. I've been out of the cyber loop for a while now.
     
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    I tend to attract the rough crowd or people who feel they should share they life's problems. Give me the rough crowd any day !!!! I'll talk to them. You can get into some really interesting conversation with them that you are probably better off not knowing.

    I so dread whiners. I am trying to forget my problems at the end of the day... I don't want to hear yours !!!! I can't believe how open people are with strangers with their problems. This country has turned into a bunch of whiners.

    Tim
     
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    Another way... ask "would you like to sit down?" "Here take my seat"... then you can go sit somewhere else... They'll get the message. But you'll so miss the whining.
     
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    Is that bell on its collar? Please tell me thats not a bell.
     
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    When they come up to you just pull your field knife out to cut your steak
     
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    Buy yourself one of those electronic sounds of people passing gas, turn it on and leave it in your pocket.:jaw:
     
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    Looks like a manly name too.....Jet.
     
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    Hey, anybody that can part a mile of Cattails both ways while packing 4 pounds of water in there boots has to be a rough neck :poke: and with a name like Timbo :sheep: >>>BAM<<<
     
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    Or you could be like Crik and shove your big azz finger down their throat.
     

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