How do I catch a raccoon?

2 coons by midnight. Marshmallows dude, marshmallows.

 

What's the status? I am on pins and needles here!!

 

Put a honeybun in a trap and you'll catch him.

 

The irony here is that we are on a bowhunting site yet no one suggested popping him with an arrow. Thats how I usually get them and I live in the country, more fun that way.

 

Hooker doesn't bowhunt.... not sure if he even owns a bow...:D

 

Rub a honey bun all over your brother in law as he sleeps, rent free, in your home. That should attract his freeloading brethren in the form of a racoon.

 

Call the Wildman, he'll catch it bare handed.

http://animal.discovery.com/videos/call-of-the-wildman-raccoon-urine-cologne.html