Hooker's metrosexual thread of the week

I like the picture there. I think if you took the chandelier down it would look great. One of the two has to go or the picture needs to shrink. Something needs to give as it looks too crowded to me.

 

Picture is definitely too big for that space. I also don't like the candle holder hanging. I wouldn't want vito to get burned by hot wax dripping down at an inopportune time. Unless that's how you guys roll.

 

First art work in a bathroom is a NO-NO! humidity with cause it to shrink and mold and if it's of some value...that's money in the trash.

secondly if that picture was haging in my bathroom after I got home from work, the dog, the woman would have to go.....and I would go on a tree to tree search of the hanger of said picture.....

To have him stuffed, not mounted.

 

Doug .... read this 5 times and I am confused as well .... drunk posting again?? :D

 

You would never find this ninja.

 

I think he is refering to the Gay Candelier.... hahahaha its funny once you get it.

 

Heh! Heh! Hehh!

 

Where's the shower? Don't you have a shower?

I find that a bit disturbing.

 

How do you shower in such a thing?

The next time i sit in a bathtub better be cuz ive fallen and broke my hip in old age.

Shower sex >>>>>> Bathtub romance

 

No way you have kids with a chandelier over the bathtub

 

+1000 on this whole post. Tubs are for giving your kids a bath. That's it.

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We have a separate stand-in shower. That is just the whirlpool bath. We've used it like twice.

 

Well no, we don't, but when we do, the kids won't be bathing in the master bathroom anyways.

 

He would have to shoot one

 

Well, whirlpool tubs are cool and a separate topic, but yours doesn't look very big or like the ones i have seen, which mostly resemble indoor hot tubs with "seats".

 

You're thinking of jacuzzis, no?

Mine is just an oversized bathtub with jets.

 

Ahh yes Jacuzzi. Thats the word i was looking for. Looks like it would be more comfortable then a big tub.

 

I'm sure, but I would not want one of those beasts in my master bathroom. I don't really care about the whirlpool bath. I would not put one in a house that I was building. Like I said, we've used it like twice. It fits 2 skinny people comfortably enough.

 

Twice? I thought you were using it to make sex?

 

exactly