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Hey little girl, want a ride on my motorcycle?

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  1. Burnie

    Burnie Weekend Warrior

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    A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.

    After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"

    "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

    The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."

    "NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street.

    The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 bucks and a big bag of candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."

    Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams out...

    "Look Dad, your the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley! YOU RIDE IT!
     
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    :d LMBO! Now that was funny!
     
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    Ok we got a school teacher telling "little girl" jokes and he rides a Harley...should we be concerned in some demented way?:busted: You got me concerned about the camping trip now!
     
  5. Burnie

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    I might even take my hog to the campout. That is if the weather plays nice. If not, ill bring the camper.


    I cant help that im cool.
     
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    Jim_IV Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Just told the joke to a guy here a work who rides a Harley rain or shine.......he loved it
     
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    You bring a bag of candy I will not sleep soundly!
     
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    :lol: :huh: :lol:
     
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    Sunset you could come down for the campout and go for a ride! Everyone knows the ladies like riding Harlies and we would make Kent behave!:woot:
     
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    EXCELLENT! that'll be good around the deer camp this fall.
     
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    Good to see Burnie and Patty here!
     
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    No Candy, how about a beer?
     

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