A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a > particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a > couple of dollars for dinner. > > The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I > give you this money, will you buy beer with it instead of dinner?" > > "No, I stopped drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. > > "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked. > > "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to > spend all my time trying to stay alive." > > "Will you spend this on hunting equipment instead of food?" the man > asked. > > "Are you NUTS??" replied the homeless man. "I haven't HUNTED IN 20 > years!" > > "Well" said the man,"I'm not going to give you the money. Instead. I'm > going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." > > The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you > for doing that? I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting > too." > > The man replied. "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a > man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, and hunting."
HAHAHA! Makes me glad I don't care about any of that stuff so Doug doesn't bring home stinky men to prove a point (nothing against homeless people though).
