HERE IT IS! The New Improved FAQ Answer Generator

If you have a question that you think probably has been asked before, this thread will give you the answer. All you have to do is take out 5 vegas style, 6 sided die (plural for dice), roll them, and then read the corresponding answer below.

ANSWERS:

1. Of course Dan is right.
2. Nope. Tony is heterosexual.
3. Iowa Veteran is a freaking idiot.
4. Hooker’s screen name is not his profession.
5. Peakrut is much cooler than his son Frog Slayer.
6. In a tree.
7. Mathews latest bow.
8. Bowtech – That says it all.
9. Tony is in denial about his pastoral tendencies.
10. BJE80 is a closet grouse hunter (with a gun!)
11. Mechanical blades
12. Fixed blades
13. Try them all and pick what you like best
14. Oofta, Dontcha know
15. First two weeks in November
16. Vito only hangs out here because the fishing forums suck
17. A camouflage tuxedo all the way.
18. Has to be tree rats
19. Country Western
20. Rock and Roll
21. Play the wind
22. Pass the wind aka Cut the cheese
23. Spray yourself with doe estrus, works just as good as scent lock and better chance of an up close encounter.
24. Yep
25. Nope
26. Buy some Chianti and fava beans and go all Hannibal Lecter on them.
27. If you can’t hold it, just take care of business inside the scentlok and see if it really works.
28. Even though he claims it’s John, it really is Jim, just ask him.
29. Don’t waste your time; there are no big bucks in Iowa.
30. The one’s with the spots still on them are the tastiest
31. Kansas is the best state
32. Illinois is the best state
33. Missouri is where all the cool people hunt
34. Dan is always right
35. Who cares?
36. Try again.

Now, if by chance the answer does not fit your question, evidently YOU asked the wrong question. Change your question to fit the answer and tada it works!

 

Awesome!

I love your answers that are impossible to get, good touch

 

Dang - You're good! I was hoping it would take some time.

 

You forgot one of the most important.

Rage, it is like throwing an ax through an animal..........

 

Hilarious! Nice work Mark.

 

Great timing IV.

 

If the answer is #32.... it was a really dumb question.

 

Oh my! Math isn't your strong suit is it?

 

Spoken like a Minnesotan!

 

I figured you're using weird IA dies.

...and it's still a valid point. So there.

 

Christine, thanks for the laugh! Math still isn't your strong suit.

 

Okay... I have no idea what you mean. But okay, if you say so.

I'm 1/2 Asian. Math, piano and martial arts skills are part of my DNA. If you disagree, I have a maglite I'd like to show you. :D

 

Lets try a word problem. Christine has 5 die. Each dice has 6 numbers (1-6). How many numbers can you get with the 5 die? Hint 1-4 are impossible and anything over____ can't be done either.

But, the maglite thing is really interesting! LMBO!!!! TY!

 

Not all dies have only 1-6.

Haven't you ever played dungeons and dragons??

 

When D&D came out, I was already serving in the military. Never played or seen the game.

 

Old guy!

 

Watch it! I may introduce you to my walker while you try to introduce me to your maglite!

 

Mark, you been sippin the sauce?? LMAO

 

Whatchu talkin 'bout Willis? lol

 

Watch it brotha! Them Maglites hurt!!!