Bear trap An old guy walks into a bar on night. and was telling about all of his hunting experiences and one guy asked him what is the most painful momet you have had hunting. and he said he was hunting deer in canada and had to take a ****. So he found a tree and leaned against it and when his balls saged down a bear trap jumped up and grabed his balls.and he jumped into the air. And the guy said wow I can see why that is the most painful momet ever! The old guy said no that is only the second most painful moment. The most painful was when I ran out of chain.
A guy goes black bear hunting in Alaska and finally takes his first black bear. As he is standing over his trophy there is a tap on his shoulder. He turns around and there is an Alaskan Brown Bear. The bear looks at him and Two weeks later, as he was about to be discharged from the hospital, he thought to himself "I am man! I am the top of the food chain, not something to be treated this way!" He made plans and as soon as he got out of the hospital, we went out and tracked down that brown bear and shot him dead. As he stood there quite satisfied, there was a tap on his shoulder. There stood a grizzly bear. The bear says "That's my cousin you just killed. You know have to pick your fate. Option one is I kill you here on this spot, and option 2 is I get to have my way with you. And you must realize that I am not going to be gentle like my brown cousin!" A month later, as he was getting out of the hospital he once again decided to take his revenge on the bear that molested him. On his third day of hunting he found that grizzly and dropped him in his tracks. As soon as the grizzly dropped, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around and there was a polar bear. The polar bear looked at him and said "You don't come up here for the hunting, do you."
One day joey,sam, and bob went on a hunting trip. When they finally got a deer and started heading back to the car it was already getting late. after awhile joey and sam started complaining. Joey was tired of dragging the deer and wanted to stop and gut it, to make it lighter. Sam just had to crap realy bad. After awhile bob got tired of the whining and stopped. Sam went off in the woods to craped while joey and bob gut the deer. After a couple minutes joey and bob took some deer guts and snuck up on sam. they placed the guts under sam and went back to finish guting the deer. when sam came back his face was white as if he had seen a ghost."guys i really had to crap and i mean i REALLY had to crap" said sam. joey and bob started laughing and asked what had hapened. "well i started crapping and when i turned around to look at what was in me i saw my guts in a big pile, but dont worry, i put them back in so its all good!"said sam
