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Gotta love Inmates...

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  1. sevi316

    sevi316 Weekend Warrior

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    Well I am at work right now... I work in a jail...

    I walk past an inmate who is standing at his door (at 3:45am) and this is the passing conversation...

    Inmate: God hates you.

    Me: Why?

    Inmate: Because you're Satan.

    Me: Wow I didn't know that.

    Inmate: Well now you do.


    This job is such a self esteem booster :hater::bash:
     
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  3. Dogfish

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    I am getting ready to take my test for MCI correctional officer. Time for a career change.
     
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    I work in a confinement facility and this is the reg. good days are when you dont have a con try to eat his own ****
     
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    Sadly some people are really screwed up.
     
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  6. USFAN51473

    USFAN51473 Weekend Warrior

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    I too am a Correctional Officer. My favorite inmate story: An inmate filed a grievance on the k9 officer b/c his dog took a crap outside the guy's window. Not Kidding.
     
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    Didn't know that members of Westboro are incarcerated in Indiana....
     
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    they think whites are the devil because we had slavery and we start all the wars. i wish i saved a youtube message i got on youtube from a black planther lol i was called saten,cracker, "the pink people lol

    hes most likely a 5%er or muslim or some other anti white prison group.
     
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    Kinda funny when you think about it.
     
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    Most of the "Muslims" in prison, when they get out, shave their beards and look for bacon. I was once told by a Muslim "It's more like a fraternity than a religion". Really??!!! WTF???!!!
     
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