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Got lost in the woods ...

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  1. Lastoneout

    Lastoneout Grizzled Veteran

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    Stole from another forum...Lmao

    I was hunting up in Oregon once and became "Temporarily orientationally challenged". After a couple of days, I ran out of food so I shot a medium sized bird. Turned out it was a Spotted Owl. After I ate it, a fish and game warden found me and promptly arrested me for killing a protected species.

    I was taken before a local judge where I pleaded 'Guilty" with an explanation. I explained to the judge about being lost and hungry. Fortunately, he understood and dismissed the charge. As I was leaving, the judge asked me what it tasted like. I told him it was some where between a Califonia Condor and a Bald Eagle.........*

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    Lmao, that's awesome.
     
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    jfergus7 Legendary Woodsman

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    Nice!

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    Haha that's a good one!
     
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    Hahahah good one!
     
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    Lmao!! That's a good one.
     

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