My boss phoned me today. He said, "Is everything okay at the office?" I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped." "Can you do me a favor?" he asked. I said, "Of course, what is it?" "Pick up the pace a little. I'm in the foursome behind you."
We actually had a corporate officer who was spending practically every day at the golf course, but drinking not playing. One of the golf fanatics from the departments ran into him there. I'll bet that was touch and go. Drunk officer and skipping employee. I heard about it through the grape vine.