All I've come up with so far is "Hey Guys! The sky is falling! Hehehehe, these idiots fall for this every time."
My instinks tell me to go North for the winter My instinks tell me to go South for the winter My end stinks to but it dosent tell me which way to go!
sorry madkins but i can't take credit for that. i saw a pic something like this one a while back and the caption was something to that effect .
"I seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band I seen a needle that winked its eye But I be done seen 'bout ev'rything When I see a elephant fly"