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Discussion in '2012 Bowhunting.com Get Together & Archery Fun Sho' started by in da woods, Apr 13, 2011.

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  1. racewayking

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    Dude, your bow is almost as old as your Sammich Recipe!!!!!!!
     
    racewayking, Apr 20, 2011
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    Even if it was, you probably couldn't hit it with your bowtech anyway.
     
    EricZ, Apr 20, 2011
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    That is because the arrow would be drawn back and the Hoy..Cough....Gag...Puke would run and hide because the arrow would of made it explode!
     
    dawg007, Apr 21, 2011
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  5. racewayking

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    The only thing exploding will be Bowtech limbs from you chumps. Know your rolls and get in the kitchen beotch.
     
    racewayking, Apr 21, 2011
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  6. EricZ

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    "in da woods" needs to change his name to "in da shop cus my bow broke again"
     
    EricZ, Apr 21, 2011
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  7. racewayking

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    He has many names-

    InDaShop= using Walmart parts on his F-350
    InDaKitchen= Only ten for him is his Venison Sammiches
    InDenial= Thinks Bowtech is still the cool bow
    InDaWeeds= Usually looses the first few arrows at the campground shooting targets
    InDaCity= Old man goes all the way to Chicago for his chiropractor
    InDaWalmart= Guy lives at the place, our whole meal except for venison will be from there.
     
    racewayking, Apr 21, 2011
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  8. in da woods

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    • why don't you step up from that girly F-150 to a man's truck before you start talkn smack. I'll drag that little piece of s&** along with your piece of s*^( bow around the campground like the toys they are. :whip:
    • Well obviously you don't know the meaning of cool, otherwise U would'nt be shooting a Hucht!
    • As far as loosing arrows I believe I have pictures of you lookn for yours out in the field at the shoot. Better in camp than at the shoot.
    • Don't be worried about eatin anything from your home Wally world, cuz it ain't happening this year. NO SAMMICHES FOR YOU BEOTCH!
     
    in da woods, Apr 22, 2011
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  9. in da woods

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    this coming from a guy that doesn't even know what a bow is!
     
    in da woods, Apr 22, 2011
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  10. racewayking

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    Great old man, now you are senile to boot! You see king of the AARP, one must not look to what is "Cool" to find happiness. One must also not measure his manhood based on his"Manly Truck" truck. At the end of the day you are the old gimp in an F-350 listening to Coldplay with a Bowtech sticker in the back window trying to find your identity.

    We all know my lost arrows came out of a ten year old PSE and where I come from another man doesn't threaten me with the loss of sammiches, that is just plain weak! In honor of you Hank I am attaching my kids a.k.a the Hoyt Sistas.

    [​IMG]
     
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    racewayking, Apr 22, 2011
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  11. EricZ

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    Nuff said.

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    EricZ, Apr 22, 2011
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  12. racewayking

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    Word on the Street is that InDaWoods took a little trip abroad to the land of Guiness and Potatoes. I hear he found a pot o gold at the end of the rainbow and paid off a Leprachaun to teach him to shoot arrows along with one wish granted and that be to make the top thirty at the GTG.

    Look out everyone because Hank is coming hard this year, is placing might be lower than his age for once;)
     
    racewayking, Apr 27, 2011
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  13. in da woods

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    YAWN!
     
    in da woods, Apr 28, 2011
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  14. racewayking

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    Indeed, we all yawn when you are up to shoot which is then followed with a period of laughter:woot:
     
    racewayking, Apr 29, 2011
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    Old people do sleep all the time :lol:

    Sorry, I couldn't pass up the opportunity :poke:
     
    iHunt, Apr 29, 2011
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  16. Hoyt 'N' It

    Hoyt 'N' It Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Hank your getting knocked around like a pinball! :sad:
     
    Hoyt 'N' It, Apr 30, 2011
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  17. racewayking

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    That will happen when your only skill is cooking:rock:
     
    racewayking, Apr 30, 2011
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    really, the person who's life i saved with my other firefighter brothers would'nt think so.
     
    in da woods, May 1, 2011
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  19. racewayking

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    Hearsay I tell you!!!!!

    P.S. we are talking about archery weekend and not your day job;)
     
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    racewayking, May 1, 2011
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    Well got some bad news! In da woods and dawg007 can not make it now due to Bowtech putting out a memo saying that any owner is not allowed to make any more Hoyt or Mathews owners CRY! The inventors to all bows other than Bowtech have flew the nest and have issued a statement saying "Bowtech's are the real bows in the outdoors now!"
     
    dawg007, May 4, 2011
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  21. racewayking

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    You need a 12 step program:busted:
     
    racewayking, May 4, 2011
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