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  1. P.Smash

    P.Smash Weekend Warrior

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    Lose a foot, hands down...

    Eat chocolate pudding that tastes like chit....OR.....eat chit that tastes like chocolate pudding??
     
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    ShaneB22 Die Hard Bowhunter

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    I see what you did there ;). Again with the questions. I really don't know. I mean crap tastes like crap but I would rather not eat crap even if it tastes like chocolate pudding.
     
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  4. P.Smash

    P.Smash Weekend Warrior

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    Dude, what's a question worth of it's easy??? Really who wouldn't pick bowhunting over rifle hunting, who wouldn't pick a freaknasty 3 way with two cheerleaders over piano lessons Elton Effing John?!?!? Cmon man....nut up or shut up :tu:

    Love,
    Smash :)
     
    P.Smash, Aug 4, 2015
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  5. P.Smash

    P.Smash Weekend Warrior

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    Now answer the question like a man.....is it really poop if you don't know it's poop??? Geez :rolleyes:
     
    P.Smash, Aug 4, 2015
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  6. CoveyMaster

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    Pudding that tastes like chit, I've had that already, even though I'm only guessing what chit tastes like so there's also that...

    Eternity with fat women you can do anything with or eternity with the hottest women imaginable that you can only talk to.
     
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    80 in the bass boat.

    Four wheeler or side by side
     
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  8. P.Smash

    P.Smash Weekend Warrior

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    Oh hahahaha....Smash likey the fatties....good one :tu:


    Now to step it up a notch:

    Have "relations" with the hottest woman ever "freshly" dead......OR.......the fattest, grossest, ugliest, smelliest woman alive while still kicking?
     
    P.Smash, Aug 4, 2015
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  9. P.Smash

    P.Smash Weekend Warrior

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    Tyler is out of order and high. Strike his post
     
    P.Smash, Aug 4, 2015
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    ShaneB22 Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Yeah but yours are just too weird for me.
     
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  11. P.Smash

    P.Smash Weekend Warrior

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    Is this curing cancer? Is this putting a man on the moon? Who really cares what you answer is??? It's funny and thought provoking.....holy ballz you need a surgeon to remove that stick in yer butt.....:rolleyes:


    Anywho, I'm sure someone has the testicular fortitude to answer...... :tu:
     
    P.Smash, Aug 4, 2015
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  12. ShaneB22

    ShaneB22 Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Well alllrightyyy then. Yes that was a Ace Ventura quote.
     
    ShaneB22, Aug 4, 2015
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  13. CoveyMaster

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    I'm going to have to agree with Cosby on this one and go with choice #1, I like the hot, quiet ones anyway. :lol::eek:

    Speaking of TF:
    Being well endowed with a big twig and little berries or a little twig and big berries.
     
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    Big Twig

    Get hit by a car or choke on a piece of bread and be given the heimlich maneuver by a priest?
     
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    ShaneB22 Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Is it moving slow or fast? Anyway hit by car.
    French a hooked with fresh vomit in her mouth or like on the jacka$$ movie sit on a big block of ice and have your man hood froze to it?
     
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  16. P.Smash

    P.Smash Weekend Warrior

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    I'll stick my tongue in the vomit mouth hooker....wouldn't be the first time :)

    Now if you sickos would chill and let's have some normal questions that don't involve frenching hookers and priests trying to hump your unconscious body.....:rolleyes:

    So how about run your tongue down 10 feet of New York City subway handrail.....OR......chew a piece of toenail off a sterilized dead man's foot at the morgue?
     
    P.Smash, Aug 5, 2015
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  17. ShaneB22

    ShaneB22 Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Who know exactly what's on the handrail so I pick the toenail, it's starilized but still gross.
    Eat tree bark for a day or everytime you feel hungry you get tazed by 50,000 volts?
     
    ShaneB22, Aug 5, 2015
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  18. CoveyMaster

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    :sad:
    I don't want to play this game anymore....:sad:
    but I just can't help myself. :lol:

    ****Handrail but I get to choose the section and area.*** Edit, scratch out

    Tree bark

    Lobotomy or castration without pain killer
     
    CoveyMaster, Aug 5, 2015
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    ShaneB22 Die Hard Bowhunter

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    I'm terrible at coming up with something good but I can't stop playing either.
     
    ShaneB22, Aug 5, 2015
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  20. P.Smash

    P.Smash Weekend Warrior

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    Shane is a dead man toe sucking sicko :rolleyes:

    I'll go castration because I need my brain to spell stuff :tu:


    Above 30 feet in a tree....OR.....below 20 feet???.....and only one forever
     
    P.Smash, Aug 5, 2015
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  21. CoveyMaster

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    I guess below 20' but I don't really understand this one?

    Bot larvae in your nipple or recluse bite on your right forearm
     
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