Funny things your kids are currently saying....

If you want to laugh for hours, ask a 3 year old to say hippopotamus. My son go so frustrated with that one he finally got mad and said "It's a big fat pig, ok?"

 

so my 7 year old daughter always fight my wife to go to sleep...one day my wife asked her why she does that her reply was.." Mom I am nocturnal, so I don't sleep at night"

My 4 year old daughter told my wife earlier today that she is going to be living with us when she is 33 cause she is not going to get married.....

 

My niece to one her Aunts - "Aunt Andee, you're a third of the way to being dead."

 

Oh her is another one. 2 year old son. He gets this Tow Mater truck that talks for Christmas. Well one of the lines is "hey buddy, need a tow" Yep randomly says it throughout the day and it has a thick country draw to it. Friggin funny.

2 nights ago we were at his uncles chorus concert (big age gap between my wife and her 2 brothers), my son takes a cheese cracker anseparateses it like aOreoeo cookie. He looks at his nanna and says "YYYYYUUMMM butter, num num num num........GOOOOOOODDDDD!!!" I almost fell out of my seat laughing so hard and so did everyone around him.

He is a little on the advanced side for a 2 year old. My other son (biological) didn't know where I had went the other weekend and kept saying "where daddy go??" in this sweet little voice over and over. More cute than anything but, still funny.

 

My 15 yr old son. When my wife asked him what he was going to do at a friends house last weekend, said,"Same as always, Mom. Drugs and *****s."

7 yr old daughter. When she finds a toy we've thrown away and she finds it, tells us,"I'm not very happy about this!!"

Lots more, just can't come up with them on the spot now.

 

Not so much funny as it is strange....... "Hey dad, I got a job!".

 

LMAO!!! Good one danno!
My 2 sons say hey dad bigger the feet bigger the meat. Oldest son who is 15 now wears a size 14 and my
10 yr old wears a 9

 

My youngest duaghter just turned 2, we always do fist bumps, we say pound it and put a fist out. She takes it real serious. She will get all serious look on her face and then say Pond it dad! Its so funny in a little sqeaky girls voice! Gotta love kids!

 

Guys, great posts. I just read them all and was thoroughly entertained. You all sound like you have some funny little people in your lives!

 

B, if you listen to them, every one of them says something interesting almost on a daily basis.

 

My 3 yr old currently is saying - "Big Buck! Big Buck! make it daddy make it!" or "hosty no man make it hosty no man"(for frosty the snowman and just did this while giving me a bunch of pop bottle caps) - all the time like I can just produce one out of thin air...kids think you can do anything and everything - is that an ego trip or what.

 

Theres days when my 3 year old daughter is just a monster. I will ask her what her deal is and she goes on to say....."sometimes I just have a bad attitude dad". Kids say things that you just cant help laughing at. I see where they learn words from, but how they learn when to use them is what gets me!!

 

Last week I was talking with my 8 year old daughter on the phone. She lives in Virginia so I do not get to see her nearly often enough. She was asking when I was coming for a visit and telling me that they have an extra bedroom where I could stay. Then I heard her yelling at her little brother for passing gas, so I told her that a few days ago I let a toot in my bedroom and that it smelled so bad I had to open the window and turn on a fan.

"...maybe you can just stay at a hotel when you get here Daddy." she says!

I was dying with laughter on my end of the phone.

 

Me and my 20 month old son were at his grand fathers the other day. His grand father "passed gas" And my son says "Uh-OH Poop" we both about fell over!

 

And that was when you realized your son had a vision problem. All objects appeared bigger than they were..

 

My same duaghter everytime she see's a deer says, buck, and immediately follows with her own doe bleat to stop him. We watch to moany hunting vidoes! Oh wait, you could never watch to many of Those!

 

My 14 year old has a PHD and teaches Astro Physics at Harvard

 

this past hunting season i dropped my daughter off at my parents for the day, my wife was going to pick her up later. My niece ( who's 2) asked my mom where uncle ky went, and my mom told her that i went hunting. So all that weekend my niece said, randomly that "uncle Ky huntin"

 

not my kids but closest thing i have is my buddy's. they were singing the "Planets" song the other day in the back of my truck when we were going to pick up some sleds and i asked them if they knew any other songs. they both got excited and started singing the "Con-Tin-ents" song. about the second verse in the 4yr old goes to the 7yr old, "Jaelyn! stop it you dont even sing it right... with your big ole' teeth!!" the 7yr old just got both front teeth all the way in and it comes out more like Con-Den-ents. their dad and i started laughing sooooo hard till we realized the 7yr old had her head down in the back of the truck embarassed. i felt sooooo bad so i asked for another song. the 4yr old belts out, "Oh i know one... All i want for xmas is my two front teeth!" that child is going to be more than a handfull!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Remembered another translation for my 2 year old daughter...

e-yops = flip-flops