Funny things your kids are currently saying....

What are some funny things your kids are currently saying around your house (babies to teens)?

My 9 year old daughter keeps saying things like, "Dad, I don't like to watch football as much as the next guy" and "Dad, I don't like that type of chocolate as much as the next guy"...hahahahaha

My 3 year old daughter keeps saying, "Dad, you are a beautiful nice man".

My 7 year old son keeps saying, "Hey dad, do you know about the Silk Road in China" and "Did you know that eating some types of silk worms can actually kill you?" "Did you know that the Chinese invented gunpowder?" It is all about China with him lately.

 

Good stuff there Brett! My 4 year old daughter the last 2 weeks has been asking me when me and her are going to get married? I told her we weren't the 1st time and she damn near lost It In the car and was heart broke. I felt so damn bad after that!!

 

My 2 year old is starting to talk like crazy and we can finally understand him. He is saying and I quote "I drive awfull". I have no clue where he got it from unless he has heard his grandma say it. It's really funny.

 

Steve, hahahaha. How dare you not marry her! She sounds cute.

 

Now that is friggin hilarious. 2 year olds are funny as heck.

 

Yeah and he repeats everything we say. When it is really funny is when he says something and it comes out nothing like we said it. I am loving this being a dad thing. lol

 

My great-niece said to her mother (about me): "Mom, Uncle Mark is just like grandpa, but fatter."

 

Oh man...kids say the craziest things....hahaha

 

Okay I realize this is a little weird but I have to share. One time my son joined me in the bathroom as I was peeing took one look and asked me why I have such a big penis. I lost it.

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My pup howls with me when I get him started.

When my nephew was young, he couldn't talk perfectly. His k would sound like t's so I'd ask him to say kitties. And his c's would like p's... so I'd ask him to say corn.

I'd say... Hunter.. say " I like corn and kitties"... ( porn and titties).

 

Quit smoking in March and by June I'd gained 40 or so pounds. Getting on the elevator at the Homewood Suites in McAllen, Tx I see a couple with two small boys already on the elevator. I stepped on a the bigger of the two boys (3 or 4 years old) looks at me and says "We're going down for breakfast." Trying to be supportive, I responded "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." He looked up at me again and asked "Do you like breakfast?" "I sure do!", I responded. "I thought so", he replied, "cause your tummy is bigger than Santa Claus." His parents looked horrified but I assured them that it is better to hear the truth from a child than lies their parents teach them to spout. I then went down and had a couple pieces of muskmelon.

 

I had a cousin who pronounced his S's as F's. Us kids would howl whenever he tried to tell his mother that someone was sucking their thumb.

 

A couple of words and translations from my 2 year old daughter

kika - pizza
mingers - fingers
d'd'oya - Dora
uh-d - Melody (her older sister)

 

Not my kid, but my nephew. My brother in law is a sports writer and has a lot of SI mags laying around when he sees tebow he says "uh no", my brother in law is also a vikings fan every time LJ see green bay he goes booooo. It was pretty funny at Xmas he is like 20 months old.

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Also for awhile our oldest could not say s very well. So he would say "grocery *****" or 'bow hop"

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My 3 year old nephew was talking about his favorite subject (trains) awhile back and said something about one of the trains in his set. I asked him how he knew that, his reply "my head is full of knowledge".

 

oh man that is great!

 

I love it Eric...that put a smile on my face.

Mark, that last post is classic!

 

HA! When my son was three he told me "Dad, some day I'm going to have a bigger penis than you." Now that cut deep. At least his mother didn't say, "You probably already do."

Lately, just turned 5 last week, whenever I'm nagging him he says "Dad, you're killing me here!"

I know there's lots more. Just have to think of them.

 

My 4 year old was at my wifes mothers house and something had gotten into her step dads trash in the back of his truck. My son looked up and said "mimi i bet it was a coon and he did it last night, they are nocturnal ya know" no clue where that came from but was hillarious.