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Funniest TV line EVER!

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  1. Lester

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    I was watching Rules of Engagement last night. Jeff was trying to keep the lesbian woman who is their baby surrogate from hooking up and she actually said "are you trying to Beaver Damn me!"

    That may have been the funniest things I have herd on TV!

    What is the funniest line you have herd on TV?
     
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    From Cheers

    Woody "How's the world treating you Mr. Peterson"
    Mr. Peterson "It's a doggie dog world and I am wearing Milk Bone underwear"
     
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    You sure that's not "dog eat dog" Snoop?
     
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    Whoa people......for those of you who know me from some other forums......that quote has been in my signature for a number of years !!!
     
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    Spellcheck... he-A-rd!
    Heard... not herd
     
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    Thanks, sometimes I make a mistake.
     
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    You're welcome, that's why we have each other.
     
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    Grammar nazi
     
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    That is very funny! By the way, Nazi is a proper noun and should always be capitalized. :rock:
     
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    "these twins is waitin' to meet yo lips" Fred Sanford holding up his dukes getting ready to throw down in Sanford and Son
     
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    It's like throwing a hot down a hallway "Weeds"
     
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    Andy Griffith singing to Barney:

    "Oh my Barney, Oh my Barney,
    Had one bullet, for his pistol,
    Had to keep it in his pocket"

    Barney messed up his own hair, poked out his lip and stormed out of the Sheriff's Office.
     
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    I watched it too and laughed. That was genius.
     
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    That was a good line but i laughed harder when the David Spade character said , "in your country they just line you up with a goat and let it kick you", when referring to going to the dentist.That is not the exact quote but it was sonething to that effect.
     
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    Why don't you go practice fallin down, Ill be there in a minute. THE Joe Dirt
     
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    That was super funny too!
     
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    Same show last night when Jeff said it's like a crowded night club down there no ones goes in until someone comes out :lol:
     
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    Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck ...FOTFLMAO
     
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