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For Those Who Watch What They Eat

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  1. Iowa Veteran

    Iowa Veteran Grizzled Veteran

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    For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.


    1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


    3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.



    4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans...



    5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.





    CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

     
  2. SPOTnSTALK

    SPOTnSTALK Grizzled Veteran

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    Hahaha!
     
  3. Slugger

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    Ha thats good
     

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