Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

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  1. Fix

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    Just remembered some call I was on my 1st year and started laughing hysterically. We had a driving rain storm and a 12 year old mentally ill kid ran away from home. So I'm looking all over the place for the kid. I had dealt with the kid before and remembered she was very religious so I started checking all the churches. Come around the corner in the pouring rain and see the little 4 foot 10 kid standing with her back faced to me at the church. I get out and ask her if she is ok. I kid you not, she slowly pivots and stares at me without a smile while holding a bible. Every sense in me told me to pray for forgiveness on this Earth. I then asked her if she was hurt or anything. She slowly raises the lower half of her shirt and the word "Kill" had been cut into her skin in 4 inch letters. I right there and then pleaded with God to help me.

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    That is insane! She had done that to herself? Or someone else had done it to her?


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    She did it. Poor kid.
     
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    just can’t make stuff like this up, that’s why we called it “the greatest show on earth”. Strange the stuff that makes me chuckle when thinking back on past calls; most don’t understand what’s so funny.
    Stay safe brother!


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    womp womp.

    as I said recently in another thread, if I post something that ends up being BS I will own it...
    upon further review....

    there's a reason I had not heard of this story before- it's fake.
    The pic is of a man arrested in the same county for DUI. He did not win the lottery.
    While still funny, not quite so much.
     
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    So you are saying, it’s a load of ?


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