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Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by fletch920, Feb 7, 2019.

  1. cls74

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    So what else do I need to carry when I have my Blackjack slapper in the truck? Baseball bats are to bulky..
     
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    Some fuzzy hand cuffs and tell the cop you and your significant other are into that sh1t.
     
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    :lmao2::lmao2:
    Hell, maybe we are..
     
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    And a jar of lube to make it believable :lol:

    Guaranteed if that happened and he was pulled over on a Friday or Saturday night it would be by an OK Trooper and he would make it on Live PD :lol:
     
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    Me and the father in law go to lunch every Friday. Play $20 a piece in pulltabs each time. Been a month+ since we’ve won anything. Happen to hit $400 today on my birthday![​IMG]


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    I have an official George Brett Louisville Slugger that I would love to deploy if I ever find out I have a terminal disease. Is that too dark?
     
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    That is comedic genius it made me laugh, you know based on the internet photos.:biggrin:
     
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    I've just got a Tommy John autographed baseball... My elbow hurts just looking at it.
     
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    My cousin is named Tommy John because of him, hell I wanted to name my son George Brett for first and middle.My wife still thinks the George is is after her great grandfather like his first and my great grandfather. Nicholas George.
     
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    @Okiebob

    Not in a borrowed car tonight are ya? In pursuit :lol:

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    A can of croissant?


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    Ha! No but if was to ever be so dumb and tried to outrun the police it would look like something closer to the Blues Brothers..
     
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