Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

Couple things I prefer Jameson 18 year old over any crown royal, second my smoking hot wife, yeah they are real and they are not small. 3rd yeah something my grandson will probably quote me when he can talk.

 

good thing you are not active duty military; you could get s4it canned nowadays for posting that on your personal social media...regardless if she is fine with it.

https://dailycaller.com/2021/05/19/rick-****son-army-suspended-tweeting-friends-bra-size/

and by the way, as someone who also has a stacked smoking hot wife; good for you.
Of course mine is a half-breath away from stabbing me in my sleep at any moment, but hey the risks a man takes for boobs.

...picture Gemma Aterton

and Gina Carano


with curlier hair...and lots of razor blades hidden everywhere.

 

I may or may not resemble this... Damn Scottish and Welsh heritage.

 

Colombians have a breakfast like that called, bandeja paisa...which can be a pretty solid meal. My inner fat kid has not let me down yet...