Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

An old buddy of mine texted our group today and I remembered an old college story. My first two years in school I roomed with this half white half Asian kid who was about 250lbs. Guy was absolutely hilarious. He had this thing where he would ADHD x 500 as a joke. He used to live in the top bunk and would absolutely hammer fist the top of the ceiling with his fists for 30 seconds. Hundreds of hammer blows to the ceiling that were so loud most of the 4 stories of the building could hear them. I would be in tears as he did this once a week. This would go on for months until one day all the nerds assembled and came down to our floor and started accusing us and 2 other rooms as being the possible source of what they had nicknamed, The Hammer Man. Well my roommate successfully navigates the stress and somehow makes them believes it's one of the other two rooms......after that the Hammer Man stopped for a bit until his final go of it before school ended. He came home drunk one night and Hammered that ceiling like a wild ape for minutes while yelling "I am the Hammer Man!" I'm still laughing even thinking of this crap.

 

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