Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

And then he took the skin boat to tuna town.

 

Ha!!

 

Our house cats love killing and eating spiders, flies, striped brown flies and moths. Any bug in our house usually dies in 5 - 10 minutes once the cats see it. Barb usually has to buy curtains on a yearly basis. They will kill Asian beetles but won't eat them. It is a much, much slower death for them since they love batting them around on the floor and torturing them. We definitely don't have a bug problem in the house once we got cats.

 

True. But who's gonna take care of your cat problem?

 

There's nothin' better than a fart.
Except watching kids fall off of bikes. I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don't give a s41t about your kid.

 

I'm glad you discovered the Canadian gem.
You degen

 

I'll bet you haven't seen any signs of mice either! My wife's cat do the same.

One of her cats will go toe to toe with our female pit mix one minute and the next, they'll be sleeping side by side. When they tussle it is funny to watch. The cat will stretch the dogs face like the meme I posted above. Then the dog does the Hulk smash on the cat. Both cats know to leave the male Cur alone or they may have to forfeit one of their lives. It's hilarious watching them interact. The cats believe that they are the supreme rulers over all. Including the humans.