Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

Nothing better than grabbing a few beers and a chair to watching drunks try to load there boats!!

I saw a guy with his brand spanking new Ranger super bass boat trying to loading up. I told him he needs to get the bunks partially in the water. He gives me the “I know what I’m doing I’ve done it a million times” me ok this is gonna be good. He’s got the trailer backed in and the bunks are about 6” out of the water. He jumps in the boat gets the front on the bunks witch is now pointing to the sky and he gives her some throttle. I could hear some rocks the prop was hitting the bottom. Then he gives her some juice and some more he must’ve got just the right RPM because that Ranger did a hole shot that took out the bow stop and the tailgate on the back of his truck! I tried not to laugh but he was an arrogant ******* so I gave him the “yep million times huh”

 

We only boat on other lakes during the week when the dumbasses from the cities are back at home. Also from May till August do not buy gas in town from Friday till Sunday because they mark it up in town when the citidiots are up.