I wake up at 3:f'ing 15 every GD morning and lay awake and wait till 4:30 and shut the bedroom door as quiet as I can as to not awake my smoking hot wife.
They're also both about 5-8. I was 160 when I was 5-7 freshman in high school... not that either of them couldn't still kick my ass now that I'm 6-1 220, and they're in their 70s, but that's not the point.