Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

The Karen boss...?

 

that thing would get a bullet.

 

That needs to be 3 hours and 4 minutes long, or have a where to purchase your own on the end

 

Holy crap. A chick I went to high school with had a kid that looked damn near exactly like that except for the red eyes. It was the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen. Everyone I know called it ET (behind her back obviously) because it looked like an actual alien, like straight up like the offspring from those aliens in that old “Mars attacks” movie would’ve looked. It was weird as **** because she was (and still is) a smoke show but that damn baby was another kind of fuuggly. Lucky for him once he got to be like 18 months or so he started to look more normal and he is 5 now and looks completely like a regular kid. Strange because the next 2 babies she had looked completely human from the start, but that first one was something otherworldly for the first year or so.

 

WTF is that

 

^^^^ Any relation?

 

Old Jedi mind trick:
these aren't the balls you're looking for....

 

Or elk, deer...