Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

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    As an adult not living with my parents....I have lived with....4 or 5 women. (Not at the same time.)

    That has always been my default- the toilet gets completely closed after every usage. WTF else would it have two lids? That way it's my fault if I piss on the lid, and it's her fault if she sits on the lid. True equal opportunity.
     
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    When I wake up in the middle of the night to piss, I sit.
    And closing the lid when done or before flushing aint happening.
    Do you close the lid after pissing in a public establishment?
    Didn't think so, why not?
     
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    You should always have the lid closed. Flushing disperses fecal matter into the air spreading bacteria and stank to your bathroom.
    Kinda thought this was common knowledge.
     
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    Yes, I do. And I raise it before I piss, too. With my foot so I don't have to touch it. I try to keep the seat dry so nobody has to sit in my piss splatters.
     
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    If you do not get it me explaining it further will not help you get it.
     
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