Cops are so bad. Haham. Rookies start today and my boss saw a large birthmark on one of the rookies head and wanted to call him Gorbachev. I said ...hey boss that probably isnt real cool on Day 1. Savage old ahole. Lol.
Ohh he could have some fun with that... say there is a line of protestors that needs to be broken up.... orders come over the radio... “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall”
Fire guys are just as bad. Every single recruit that was even slightly pudgy was called lunch box, or thickness.