As a bald man who shaves what little hair he has, I make myself look sexy. Drinking on the job helps. By drinking on the job, I mean drinking in the shower.
It's maddening and worse than ever right now. I have items sitting in USPS "Distribution" Centers across the friggin country. I mean just how many times can the morons scan the same item into and out of the same damn place... for days on end!?!?!?!?!?