Its okay, you can admit you got drunk and fell in that river while backpacking through Europe with the hippie chick you dated in college. We won't judge, just laugh hysterically.
Drunk!? More like a handful of mushrooms. I think I was 22 the first time I went to Amsterdam, college gf yes but far from being a hippy. At some point during the trip I got tired of not being able to understand all the different languages so I started speaking in pig Latin. Which brings us to Amsterdam, a handful of shrooms and a coffeehouse doing a karaoke night. The Pig Latin Lover is still legendary in Amsterdam.
And just a little side note on the girlfriend. After getting her law degree she went to work for the NSA. So every now and then when I hear a little fuzz or clicking g while I am on the phone I speak a little pig Latin just to let her know I still think about her...
I am definitely using Tito Gallegos as my reservation name from now on... ...assuming we ever start going to restaurants again that is.
That's funny, we will use (or used to use) made up names too... Ludwig Beethoven, Abe Froman, Tito Puente, etc...
So, should we buy you this shirt? https://libertymaniacs.com/products/the-nsa-mens-short-sleeve-shirt
I used this calculator to see how many animals I could save over my lifetime if I went vegan. It turns out they know me pretty well! The number they listed averages out at about 48 animals per year I take annually 20-30 fish 2-3 rabbits 2-3 squirrels 1-2 deer Throw some pests and vermin in to the mix and I’m looking at about 40-45 animals per year. Pretty good guess vegans! Sent from my iPhone using Bowhunting.com Forums