Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

Remembered a story this morning. We had this little officer on our squad that was just a spaz. Smart, but impulsive. So, one day he is doing his rounds and sees what he believes are some Hispanic guys butchering a dog in their backyard. This officer gets pissed and as they continue to butcher what he believes is a dog, he leans up against the fence to get a better look. Well, the entire fence breaks down and then the shantytown fencing collapses all around. He then charged through into their backyard and starts reaming them out. Well, he figures out it is a deer out of season but based on the collateral damage he facilitated he simply told them let's let bygones be bygones and they shook hands. LOL. No charges for poaching and no calls to the Chief about destroying their fencing. Hahahah.