Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by fletch920, Feb 7, 2019.

  1. GregH

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    Why would you do that to us? :eek2:
     
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    Fat chicks are like mopeds.....

    fun to ride until your friends see you.
     
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    If you are riding one, alcohol is likely the reason.
     
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    I would drop dead long before ...
    But I recognize everything is different over there.
     
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    Ah the old high road from everyone's fav
     
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    Yeah it’s different
    We prefer women .... even fat ones rather than men


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    Id ride a moped rather than walk....
     
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    Deer season post-DUI
    upload_2020-1-14_17-16-34.jpeg
     
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    Not required, big girls absorb alcohol better, they can drive home. No dui for smart fellas.
     
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    That's what I was referring to. Notice the flames start from the rear? Too funny.
    They stopped making Pintos in 1980. You are either well read for a 36 year old, or your parents didn't care enough about you to get rid of their Pinto when you were born and wrapped you in aluminum foil on long drives.
     
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    In Ford's defense, they only exploded when they were on the receiving end of a rear end collision. So really the chance of explosion wasn't even 50%.
     
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    I am going to go with well read. My parents never owned a pinto as far as I know.
     
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    No kidding. I struggle just dragging one out of the woods so carrying one over my shoulder while riding a bike is way out of my league.
     
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    Thank you ;-) I enjoyed those conversations, too.
    However, I think I need to stand clear, else I get drawn beyond the event horizon.
     
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