Well, he is at Wrigley, sooo... If he had been a Sox fan he'd have been shirtless with neck tattoos. With a backwards hat. How you have a montage of backwards hat wearing DBs and not have Tom Brady?
Ha haaaaahaha. Meat gazers. Old as you are you'd be a meat geezer. Back when we were kids we'd do this and then call the victim a meat gazer before punching them in the arm. Nowadays apparently making that symbol means you're a white supremacist, according to The Woke. And CNN. Even when you're a black Puerto Rican.
Do you know the difference between a Northern ferry tale and a Southern ferry tale? Northern ferry tale starts with ‘Once upon a time’, Southern ferry tale starts with ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this ****