Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

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  1. dnoodles

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    Are you talking about the coconuts or the fruit basket? Those are some tiiiiiiight shorts.
     
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    I would not know what you speak of, I am not a meat gazer.
     
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    Well, he is at Wrigley, sooo...
    If he had been a Sox fan he'd have been shirtless with neck tattoos. With a backwards hat.

    How you have a montage of backwards hat wearing DBs and not have Tom Brady?
     
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    Ha haaaaahaha. Meat gazers. Old as you are you'd be a meat geezer.

    Back when we were kids we'd do this

    and then call the victim a meat gazer before punching them in the arm.
    Nowadays apparently making that symbol means you're a white supremacist, according to The Woke. And CNN.
    Even when you're a black Puerto Rican.
     
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    Do you know the difference between a Northern ferry tale and a Southern ferry tale?

    Northern ferry tale starts with ‘Once upon a time’,
    Southern ferry tale starts with ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this ****
     
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    My favorites start with “hold my beer”


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    Greg, that is funny as hell.
     
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    Nope, they will actually find the decoder ring and it will tell them to drink more Ovaltine
     
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