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Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by fletch920, Feb 7, 2019.

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    Job Description this morning....LOL

    Qualifications

    11+ years of experience with customer service

    Experience with performing general staff officer duties

    Experience with taking instructions, meeting deadlines, and completing assignments or actions in accordance with established administrative processes and procedures

    Knowledge of Microsoft Office applications, including Word, Excel, and Power Point

    Ability to manage multiple tasks ntion to detail

    Ability to meet tight deadlines and adjust to changing schedules

    Active TS/SCI clearance; willingness to take a polygraph exam
     
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    had it in the bag until the last line...LOL

    wonder if I can just call the Pentagon and have them reinstate me?
     
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    Snob

    lol
     
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    Glad I only have a 4 mile commute. Not that that is without peril. Some jack wagon will be on the county highway traveling 20 MPH. Happens even in summer.

    Going to be in this for 2 days as we will get hit with the backside of the Low as well.
     
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    If you are on the interstate driving with your hazard lights, stay the F out of the left lane.:biggun:
     
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    Kinda funny I was talking to an employee about tomorrow and the weather and if we will close. I said I would notify at 6 am when I get to work and if I make it by 6 there is zero excuse to not make it by 8. Guy told me that not everyone has a f I can't attitude, granted he drives 10 miles to work.
     
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    Sota, would you pay for someone's towing ticket if they tried to get to work and got stuck?
     
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