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Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

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    Juxtapositioning…
     
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    Just pour some whiskey on it. Be fine in the morning
     
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    Give me 12 shots and just cut the tip of the finger off. Although the fantom pain of a hook under your fingernail would be unbearable.
     
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    I zipped off half a fingernail and some of the meat under it with a mandolin once…yes, it hurt l like a…they cauterized (Silver nitrate it in the ER to get it to stop bleeding.

    The doctor exhausted, at the end of his shift asked "a mandolin? Like the tiny stringed instrument?” I had to explain no, it’s a fancy kitchen slicing tool…
     
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    2 drops of pee came out I bet.
     
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    Yea i was just joking. Kinda. :biggrin: That does look sick. My sister got a thick splinter under her thumbnail that ran almost the whole length of her thumb. Looked like a #2 pencil. She had to have a couple surgeries. Makes me cringe just thinking about it.
     
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    I'll dream about that pic tonight.
    Thanks:bigcry:
     
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    Need Elon Musk to create a new Cell Phone provider and a cell phone compatible with the service.

    Free speech is not online only, private conversations are also protected, but not so in todays world.
     
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