Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

If I didn't know otherwise I'd say that was my brother. He did something similar, raked the yard and raked them all into a 14' ditch and proceeded to douse them with about a gallon or more of gas, just kept sloshing it on.

My car was parked right next to it and I told him to wait for me to move it before he lights it. I get in and pull down the road watching in the mirror. He didn't even lay out a trail. Just bends down and starts lighting leaves. About 5 seconds later, WHOOSH as all the pooled fumes ignite and then the fireball, followed by a plume of burning leaves raining down from about 12 feet.

 

Sounds like @GregH doesn't have any problems moving on.