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Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by fletch920, Feb 7, 2019.

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    Pretty it’s been posted before, still gets me every time.
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    What comes first?

    Celebrity boxing match between Will Smith and Chris Rock or the readvent of MTV with Celebrity Death Match?

    Won't watch either and both ideas can shove themselves up a rectum of their choice.
     
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    Not to burst your bubble, but I don't think it matters what nationality wives are. Last week, the wife was torqued about a coworker's husband getting caught cheating on her. I am like, aren't you glad you got me. Even when we were dating, I never touched, kissed or even danced with another girl. Barb said bullshit, you dance with so and so when we were dating. I said I don't think so because I don't remember it. Barb is now really torqued!!! yes you did. She told me where the dance was at, that I was with my cousin because it was boys night out and she really wanted to go to that dance with me. One of her friends had seen me there dancing with so and so. I told her I honestly don't remember it. It was flipping 38 years ago !!!!!!! I asked her if there was any other dumb things I did so I didn't blunder into them trying to cheer her up because I forgot about them. She says yes, lots and she never forgets.

    I love her dearly but I would love her even more if she forgot things like that !! I should not have to catch hell by trying to cheer her up. I forget what I did yesterday most days.
     
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    A couple of years ago during a crowded night at our bar someone put a porn movie on one of our smart TV's.

    My wife was quick to catch it and switch channels.
     
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    Or put the caps in a threaded nut with a bolts screwed in from either side ever so snuggly. Then flip it into the air landing on a paved road...
     
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    Barb sounds Puerto Rican. Get her a 23 and Me, stat!
     
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