Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

You will be just like the shut ins at the state prison.

 

1-4 I am all in.

 

I was at the grocery store on 3/14 and there was this decent looking 25-30yo broad wearing a nice tight t-shirt with a big π symbol right across her boobs. So, not thinking about what the date was, I must've spent several seconds looking directly at her chest thinking "is this girl seriously wearing a shirt with (2) Ts (TT) right across her t*ts?" Then I get into a mental battle with myself between not wanting to leer but also thinking she must want guys to leer if she's going to wear a tight t-shirt with TT across her TTs. Eventually I go on about my shopping trip and check out, head out to the parking lot and see her putting her cart away and the little tail on the bottom of the second 't' - then it hits me and I say out loud "Oh, PIE." She smiled and waved and got into her car.

I get into my car and check my phone and see the date - 3/14. Then I realized it was 'PI Day.'

30 years later, I am still slow at geometry. And easily distracted by boobs.

 

Reminds of an old story of mine. Friends of mine are driving down a 2 lane highway and see some hotties in a truck with a "Salt Life" sticker on the back of their truck. For about 20 miles they harassed these women by mimicking lifting up their shirts and yelling "show your ts"...well after about 20 miles of this the ladies oblige and lift up their shirt and start laughing. I asked my buddies why they did that and in true redneck fashion they said, "because the sticker on the back of their truck said S L U T life"...Lol

 

Careful of women with pi shirts... They're irrational

#mathjoke

 

FIFY, no math needed.

 

Pinkpony

 

That is a lot like hunting.

 

with dems in congress maybe ...