Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

As long as it ends up in a landfill cell, I am good with it.

 

$100 that his dad hasn’t seen him in decades.

 

Smarter than 60% of my co-workers.

 

But would rattlesnake venom be poisonous to a space alien? Oh wait we can't call them aliens, space visitors in our world.

 

Would depend on the snakes venom (hemo or neuro toxin) and whether the aliens had comparable bloodstream/neural system... But that's in the fine print on the meme.

 

Undocumented intergalactimmigrants

 

Or bad ombrés