Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

uh huh ...........

 

Yeah I did and also took steroids went to college freshman year 145 pounds came back 180 pounds. I had fun raised hell, had epic parties at my parents condo near cable Wisconsin, god's own drunk and a fearless man. Played 1 season of juco football before I was told if I did not get serious my college funding was gone. Got serious after that.

 

Those made great joint holders. You could toss it in your camera bag with the rest of your film canisters and they wouldn’t even make you x-ray it at airport security.

 

Not sure where to put this, so I’m putting it here.

I came across my parents list of important peoples birthdays tonight. There were a couple years growing up when we celebrated my birthday a month early. Things make a whole lot more sense now…

 

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/l...-chase-through-orlando-airport-officials-say/

 

soon as I saw the oddly worded and detailed initial news reports (prior to the autopsy) using the phrase 'he hit his head, thought nothing of it and went to bed only to never wake up', I told my wife (who was a child of Full House) that there was no way that was legit and I would bet a lot of money it was a weird sex thing. Probably mano y mano. She told me I was nuts, then this story came out. She has since retracted her denial.

 

that was fantastic.

 

Happened to my second cousin. Fell off the back of a parked golf cart and bumped his head (not hard at all, his butt took the brunt of the fall and his head barely bumped the sand). He got up right away and felt perfectly fine. They hung out for a while then went to dinner a couple hours later and towards the end of dinner he started slurring his words and bleeding out of one of his ears. An hour later he was in a coma from a brain bleed and a couple days after that they took him off life support.

 

yes, and sorry for your loss, but did he have multiple fractures front and back? Because Saget did.

Not unsympathetic, as my father's oldest brother got hit in the back of the head with a motorcycle chain belt (witnesses) went home after the bar fight saying he was fine, never woke up. It happens. Subdermal hematoma. But his skull was not fractured at all, front or back. Saget's was - both.