Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

Don't be a Gary. That made me laugh.

 

ok, how do you pronounce that ?? ......... Threeth ? ... Thirth ?? .....

 

Pretty sure anyway you say it, you'll get an odd look.

 

Thirth for sure… thirth is actually a real word down south. It can mean you need a drink of water real bad or it can mean you came in one place better then the guy who came in forft. It is also a store where you buy cheap used clothing, broken furniture, and dirty crock pots to benefit the school and if you have a lisp it can mean that thing your latest squeeze does 9 months after you knock her up.

 

F**king Gary’s. They’re all the same.

 

In middle school/high school football the QB still my best friend to this day would call out “eleventeen” and “eleventy blue” in the snap cadence and often times the defensive team would have a WTF delay when I would snap the ball to him.

 

Who'd have ever thought Bob Saget's death would become so controversial. Now the family wants details/videos/findings sealed.


For a bump on the head and going to sleep shortly after it sure seems like more to the story....

Fetish or worse?

America's dad is the new face of the elitists...

 

Shock worms

 

From what I've read it was a lot more than a bump on the head.

https://www.usnews.com/news/health-...-died-from-severe-head-injuries-autopsy-shows