Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

A coffee maker is a great option for a stealthy stove. The built-in hot plate is the perfect size if you need to cook up a slice of bologna or fry an egg. If you’re in a rush and need a cup of coffee and a quick breakfast it will do that too, just fill it up with water and add your coffee grounds like you would normally but before you fire it up put two eggs in the bottom of the carafe. Then hit brew and 20 minutes later you’ll have a pot of coffee and two hard boiled eggs ready to go. The egg shells will turn brown but on the inside they’re just regular old hard boiled eggs (in fact, the grocery store charges extra for their brown eggs so you’re actually getting a deal - brown eggs for the price of white eggs)

 

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Cmon Gary