Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

yup ........ been there... hurt that ......

 

OneNote should also be pretty bent up. Not as bad as Teams, but close.

 

#metoo
More than one of my Indiana U dalliances started out because a chick from Joisey had no idea how to pump gas. They did have other skills, though.

 

little mid 00s to brighten up your day

Monster Magnet - Powertrip - YouTube

 

^^^ rather listen to Celtic Women/Lisa Kelly .....

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I might technically qualify as a millennium but I was bornt in ‘88 so I am only barely a millennial. Us first wave millennials still got enough sense to tell the difference between a penis and a Virginia, so I never figured out what my male roommates’ “other skills”. Dude would being home teethless (yes, teethless not toothless - they were missing a lot more than a tooth) homeless chicks and f**k them then brag about it for week. Every damn morning-after when he bright one home they would leave the house and first thing they would do is head straight to our garbage dumpster and flip it upside down and dump all the garbage on the front porch then attack the garbage bags with a box cutter in search of empty beer cans.

I used to have to get up early the morning after he brought one home so I could be ready with the garden hose to squirt them away from the dumpster. He was so proud of his homeless chicks though. Didn’t have it in me to tell him he was getting used for his empty beer cans. He just didn’t know no better… bless his heart.