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Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

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  1. Sota

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    I know so little about the word that my laptops spell check does not pick it up.
     
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    I thought it had something to do with not eating meat?

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    I thought it was some new type of gin

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    Yes, yes...a vergin packer, I think that's a job in the food processing industry.
    This thread has officially broken my bullshit meter.
     
    CoveyMaster, Mar 14, 2019
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    Vergin packer..good lord. Lol

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    virginiashadow, Mar 14, 2019
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    If it is a Packer thing there is definitely something with eating meat :poke:
     
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    Sign in the pic...PAckme Fudge
     
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    If I get hit by a bus, will one of you please take the effort to contact my wife and explain the situation behind the search history in my computer. Please...:evilgrin:
     
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    Side story to my pirate ship story in Cancun. We get to drinking heavy and I end up seeing some blonde taking off all her clothes and dancing. Start talking to her later and realize she is dating a soccer player from my college. I knew him. Get back to VA and sometime later that spring we are all out drinking beer on the back porch when I see the soccer player coming my way. A few hours later and ten more beers....I look at the soccer player and said without any emotion, "yo man I saw your girlfriend naked like 5,000 miles away". We all fell out laughing after the story unfolded. LOL
     
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    I used to be a man. Used to.

    Take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty![​IMG]

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    This one time in band camp


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    Had a reunion with my friends from my freshman year last summer at a cabin nobody had to drive we would going to get after it. We were all in bed by 11:00
     
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    Reminiscing about drinking times are the best times. I’m hoping I don’t get injured this trip... Every trip I go on I get injured (drinking was somehow involved every time).

    It all started senior year in Hawaii. My ex girlfriends grandparents had a timeshare and we went with them for 14 days. Drunk on the beach I stepped in a bunch of lava rock in the ocean and sliced my foot all up. Later that trip I was in the pool and somehow got water lodged in my ear... was so bad I had to go to the hospital to get it out.

    3 years ago I was in Mexico. Went shopping with the girlfriend and her friends to check out some areas outside of our inclusive resort. Handled about 45 minutes of it and said screw it im getting a taxi back. Ask a guy to get me a taxi, he starts running toward the street and I run after him. Half in the bag running with sandals is a bad idea... I drag my foot across a curb and ripped the entire tip of my big toe off. Blood gushing everywhere.

    2 years ago in Costa Rica. On a catamaran for the day and I slipped on the boat on the netting in the front... racked myself BAD.

    Last year in Mexico my worst of the worst. In the swim up bar pool all day and had to piss. Instead of pissing in the “piss swamp” pool as we called it I was generous enough to get out and go to the bathroom. Unfortunately I didn’t wear my shoes. Get in the stall and not exactly sure what happened but I slipped on the wet tile and smacked my head. Woke up in a giant pool of blood. Open up the door dazed and confused and a cleaning lady walks by and looks in she goes “oh noo, oh noo” and walks away. Thank god my girlfriend came looking for me. Checked out by medical staff at the hotel and refused to go to the hospital. 100% got a concussion. Got to our room and I needed to sit down outside as I was seeing stars and feeling woozy. Puked on the balcony and it ran down the balcony to the balcony below us... they came up to our room and raised hell (rightfully so). Luckily we got to stay (thanks to my amazing girl) I felt terrible. My head felt terrible.

    Punta cana in 25 days at an all adult inclusive resort. We will see what happens.

    Maybe one day I will grow up.


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    Jake you need a drinking helmet.
     
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    Life is damn good! You are going at it hard brother. Only way to go! Haha

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    Living life to the fullest while I’m young!


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    Even up to about 40 yrs old I was still getting together for two days a year with my college buddies. About 15 of us would meet up and drink for a day and a half. On Sunday morning we would all just stare at each like...wtf just happened.

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