Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

My dogs answer me!

 

My dog rings a bell when he wants something if I'm in the basement or upstairs. When I come in to the main room I ask "what do you want?" And he shows me. He wants out, he goes to the door. He wants a treat, he goes to the treat cabinet or if he wants a cold treat he goes to the fridge. He's out of regular food or water he goes to his bowls. You get the point.

But unless I ask him what he wants he just stands there looking at me. It's a game to him.

 

Mine just comes up and starts throwing a tantrum for no reason. I get up and walk to the kitchen, he leads. If he stops at entrance to the kitchen and gets behind me he wants a treat. If he continues on to the stairwell, he wants outside. Damn dog will wake up and throw a tantrum, I swear he dreamt he got a treat and woke up to none.

 

The chihuahua drags her bowl when the dogs need water they only get a treat after their morning and afternoon walks. If I go outside they are going outside. I don't have a lot to talk about with the dogs. Every one of my dogs has two names. First name is the same for all three. Goddamnit.