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Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

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  1. jrk_indle84

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    Like the old arcade games where you'd jump to other side goin past edge of screen.

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    jrk_indle84, Mar 12, 2019
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    Well, duh. Obviously the Japs had to fly over the water so as not to attract attention. It was a sneak attack after all.
    P!us, everyone knows the earth spins counter clockwise so as the Japs were flying W the earth was spinning towards them thereby shortening the distance.

    Y'all are dumb.
     
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    ..[​IMG]

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    25 days until I’m in Punta Cana soaking up rays and chugging red stripe. Hope there are cougars there like we had in Mexico last year . More than a 12 pack was consumed before this and we started a birthday party train in the pool... Will never ever forget what she said... “this is the most action I’ve got in 10 years!”

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    MnHunterr, Mar 13, 2019
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    Yes. Just fold the map in half and poke a hole in it with a pencil. Entire armies can move 15000 miles in one hour.

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    LOL. this is awesome

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    I went to Cancun in college. After 6 hrs and drinking 25 beers on my first day I was a President of a fraternity, an nfl prospect, a guy who helped the disabled on his days off, and I was also fluent in several languages. The ladies were impressed up until I barfed 10 feet in every direction and stopped being able to speak about all my accomplishments. Plus they found out I fabricated my entire existence. But anyways that first night on the dance floor was great!

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    virginiashadow, Mar 13, 2019
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    I was normally the kicker for various D1 College and/or NFL teams while at the bars. A wise friend once told me that nobody ever knows who the kickers are. So he made a habit of introducing all the girls to his friend the "famous" kicker. Then he would start working his magic and take the best ones away. :beer:
     
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    Fletch, how sad pretending to be a kicker, I would say I was the teams traveling secretary before I said I was a damn kicker.:eek2:
     
    Sota, Mar 14, 2019
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    Maybe that's why he always got the girls. ;)

    Now I just feel used...
     
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    I once started demonstrating Karate moves and basically teaching a self defense class at a bar. By the end of the night I was the martial arts expert and everyone adored me for my fighting prowess even though I had no idea what I was doing other than having had watched 40 Bruce Lee flicks.
     
    virginiashadow, Mar 14, 2019
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    I was on a date in college the date was not going to end with the desired result, I told the girl I was a vergin. She took advantage of me and then came over to my dorm room a few days later to tell me what an A-hole I was, my reply was Am I?
     
    Sota, Mar 14, 2019
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    I had a buddy do something similar and an old unassuming frail looking guy happened to be a real expert in Brazilian Jujitsu. He had my buddy wrapped up and screaming uncle with very little effort. We still give him hell about it! Funny sheet!
     
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    Then there was this one time I found myself on a pirate ship full of hundreds of scantily clad women in the middle of some ocean in Mexico. God, please beam me back there soon. Please. And thank you.
     
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    Had to be western mexico East side is the Gulf of Mexico, SE is the Carribian Sea not an ocean either.
     
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    Some large body of water near Cancun! The Gulf. The Ocean. A pirate ship full of women man...a pirate ship
     
    virginiashadow, Mar 14, 2019
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    The sight of the scantily clad women overloaded VS's brain...
     
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    So is a Vergin a Packer thing...I dont even think i want to know what you have to do :evilgrin:
     
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