Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

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    so, THAT's why we didn't hear from you for a day or so....
     
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    Ive had people do some wild stuff in front of me drunk. But I always like the "ill prove to you im not that drunk by not only counting from 1 to 50, but also 1 to 100 to prove my im not drunk"...well ok go for it.

    "1, 2 , 3 4 , 3, 4 mississippi, 7, 7, 6, 10, ok im done. Told you im not drunk"



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    While in college, I was at the Sherrif”s office bailing out a friend picked up at a party for public intoxication. Me and the other guy there bailing him out were sober and respectful so Deputy on duty was very cordial towards us as we were waiting for him to be processed before being released.

    During this wait, they brought in another drunk. They were going to do sobriety tests on the guy and Deputy said we could watch from side room so long as we were quiet and non disruptive. Of course we are quietly rooting for the guy. He walks the line, fingers on the nose, count, etc. and he is doing well. I think he is going to beat the wrap.

    Finally the Officer conducting the test asks the suspect if he is wearing a watch and he replied yes. the Officer then asked him to tell him what time it was. The guy held his wrist out at every distance and an angle possible and finally just looked at the Officer with a big ole grin and in his best good ole boy convincing tone of voice said “Hell, you know what time it is.”

    Into the drunk tank he went. That was almost 40 years ago and I still laugh about it.
     
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    What the hell? Gahaha. That is so random it is great!

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    I named him sota :lol:


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    Imma killa biggun this year guys. Went with the most expensive trail cam on Amazon, I'm putting my money on it finding the big bucks.

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