Tonight I went down to meet an old buddy at a local watering hole. We went in a naturally graviated towards a good looking brunette girl, Heather was her name. We chatted with her a bit and after about an hour a BIG logger dude and his buddy come over. They talk to her a bit and keep trying to get her to go out on the dance floor. They are almost obnoxiously drunk. Finally, after some liquid confidence, I turn to the guy and say "hey, why don't you just leave here alone, she isn't interested" As soon as the words leave my mouth i'm regretting them. He's pushing 6'4'' 250+ and i'm 5'11 and 170 wet! The big man stared at me then without so much as a facial movement says " I should put a rage through your cage". I couldn't believe it. I just stared at him in udder disbelief( I wondered what his AT screen name must be). After what seemed like several seconds he says "what do you have to say to that junior?" As calmly as I could muster I looked him square in the eyes and said "mister, those are illegal in idaho!" I thought for sure I was getting pounded into the ground at any time. Luckily, his big buddy just started laughing and completely diffused the situation. I really didn't wake up this morning expecting that to happen! After all was said and done, he wasn't too bad of a guy and actually bought us a round!
Honorable Husband is about your size, an inch shorter and ten pounds lighter. He says "A man's got to know his limitations." :D Sometimes you need a combat trained guard sheep
Backcountry-great story. In the future, this should be your only move on guys that big...... If you miss that shot go to this.....
