Should I retire...yeah...no, wait...yeah, I should...but I still love to play...I'm coming back!...or I'll retire...oooooorrrrrrrr, I'll retire and then come back...yes!...damn this ground is cold...I wonder if I should get up yet...nah, drag it out a little longer, people love drama...people love me...I'm so cool...wonder why cell phone donging isn't more effective?...I'm Brett F'n Favre!...I'm so cool I can spell my name wrong...its really Fav-ray, but it sounds too French...the French are a bunch of wusses, I don't want anyone to know I'm French...I'm a good ol' down-south country boy...I should have stayed in the south...stupid teammates talked me into coming back...I can tell you this, the ground in Mississippi ain't this damn cold...I should probably get up soon. I bet that hot chick in row 3 is staring at my ass right now...yeah she is. I'm Brett F'n Favre!
