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Farting while in stand?

Discussion in 'Bowhunting Talk' started by Slugger, Jul 4, 2014.

  1. HunterC.

    HunterC. Weekend Warrior

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    HAHAHAHAHAH Is that real? It seems so fake but if it is real, that is freaking halarious!!! Imagine seeing that while in the stand, I would fall from the stand laughing so hard.
     
  2. ARCHER_CHI_RHO

    ARCHER_CHI_RHO Die Hard Bowhunter

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    i kid ya'll not. i farted on stand and w/in 2 min, it seemed like a called in a buck (forkie)

    he was in a hurry to get to me too.

    lol

    true story.
     
  3. comescrashing

    comescrashing Weekend Warrior

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    better out than in, I'm letting it rip
     
  4. solocamin1

    solocamin1 Weekend Warrior

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    I hold them in until im at full draw then let it rip that's how I stop my deer for the shot lmao.
     
  5. Swamp Stalker

    Swamp Stalker Legendary Woodsman

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    that requires some real talent.....i'd prolly mess up and let the wrong one go
     
  6. solocamin1

    solocamin1 Weekend Warrior

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    Lmao.. Yeah you dont wanna shart yourself .
     
  7. Slugger

    Slugger Grizzled Veteran

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    Thats crazy!
     
  8. Slugger

    Slugger Grizzled Veteran

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    Thats skill
     
  9. John The Hunter

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    I laughed throughout this string of posts!!

    Honestly, I've had the same question floating around in my tiny little brain for years. I'm a "better out than in" guy, except during that first/last half hour if it's really quiet........
     
  10. Jimmany

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    With a lot of skill, and the righ posture, I bet you can make your fart sound like an estrous doe bleat. ;)
     
  11. FroMan

    FroMan Weekend Warrior

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    I let er rip! However, there's no telling the number of Pope & Young Bucks that I've scared off because of my god-forsaken, paint-peeling, methane smelling flatulence.
     
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    Hold them as long as possible. Last year I was coming off a stomach virus and had bad gas. I let it go. Three does just happened to show up and when they hit the danger zone they made such disgusted facial expressions you wouldn't believe it without seeing. The deer didn't know whether to run or choke.

    That trail went cold the rest of the year. Peace! SRM
     
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    BJE80 Legendary Woodsman

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    If I am wearing my heater body suit I've found you dutch oven yourself.
     
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    bloodcrick Moderator/BHOD Prostaff

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    If you can regulate the tone, it becomes duel purpose :moose:
     
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    If you can't the grunt tube I am marketing is available. PM me for special pricing! :tu:
     
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    yes, the butt grunt
     
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    grommel Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Dude, mine would wake the dead!! Let it out or be uncomfortable for hours, no way!
     
  18. Slugger

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    Wake a big buck!
     
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    Siman/OH Legendary Woodsman

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    ....dude. Deer season needs to get here quick. You guys are losing it...
     
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    I always fart, and go #1. But if I have to go #2 I do it over by my buddies stand.
     

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