Go to the shop and shoot them all, one will jump out at you...... I read this and shout shut the _uck up!!
Hah - I'm really guilty of these at work...........they come across much better than "Get your @ss on the phone and call them" or "Shut up and listen".
"Don't pass on a deer on the first day that you would shoot on the last" Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.
"get away from me" "This is considered stalking" "Did you put something in my drink" "I filed a restraining order"
Sec! Sec! Sec! Edited: Piece of **** phone wouldn't let me capitalize all the letters. S E C! S E C! S E C!